Monthly Archives: July 2012

SIMPLY… A DATING STORY

Many years ago, I dated a guy named Fred. I didn’t know his last name for a while and after a few dates I was too embarrassed to ask. “Fred what?” Dan asked me one day. “I don’t know,” I … Continue reading

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BABY BOOK

When I was 9 months pregnant, I went into a major chain store (that sells wanna-be-high-end baby stuff that is actually all made in China and too expensive for what it’s worth,) to return a gift. I was a little … Continue reading

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INSEMINATIONS WITH MY OB

The first time I tried to get pregnant was in August of 2009.  I felt like I was walking in a dream. I had a vague memory that sometimes it takes a while to get pregnant, but I knew I … Continue reading

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THE FIRST DEPOSIT

Before any inseminations could happen, Dan had to make a donation; that’s what they call it, instead of saying: giving sperm, semen or splooge. Dan went to the office at The Fancy Clinic, where they had their own lab on the … Continue reading

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INTRODUCTION

When I decided it was actually time to try getting pregnant, I was really scared and I felt like a freak; the reality of actually having my platonic best friend Dan, deposit sperm at a lab, then having it shot … Continue reading

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MORE ON HOW I GOT HERE

I have had a few long relationships, but mostly, I’ve just always been a dater. I like meeting new men, being excited about a date and then, if it goes badly (as most do) I enjoy regaling my friends about … Continue reading

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