Monthly Archives: August 2012

BATHTUB POOPS

If I had a husband… he’d be cleaning this…. Advertisements

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CUTE STUFF

When Spenser saw me in curlers, he said “HAT!”

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JAMIE…. A DATING STORY

I really like that before dinner drink date. I like it for a couple of reasons: 1. There’s something exciting about the beginning of the evening… ‘the night is young’ and the sky is both light and dark. I find … Continue reading

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STEPHAN…. A DATING STORY

“I’m really into redheads,” Stephan* wrote to me. That kind of turned me off. I don’t know, that phrase never really excites me. It’s almost like, “I’m really into big boobs,” just kind of gross.  Keep it to yourself, you know. … Continue reading

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DEAR FANTASY HUSBAND

Hey Honey, You know those 2 smoke detectors that keep beeping even after I replaced the battery…? Well, could you just pop on over to Home Depot and get new ones? I know how much you love it there. Thanks! … Continue reading

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