Monthly Archives: October 2012

KEVIN…. A DATE

 I met Kevin on-line. His photos were mostly ‘boudoir’ types – lying naked on a furry rug with his back and just the crescent of his ass showing; reminding me of the famous Burt Reynolds pose – but not.  Kevin was cute. He … Continue reading

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CACA!!!

“Caca!” Spenser sings out in a high pitch voice. He’s so proud of himself because he’s asking for a cracker. “Yeah! Cracker!” I say back and quickly spread Trader Joe’s organic almond butter on an organic multi grain Trader Joe’s … Continue reading

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DECISION TIME AT THE FANCY CLINIC

“I got my period,” I said on Linda’s voicemail. “Please call me at home if it’s before 6 (I left my home number) and on my cell if it’s after 6 (I left that number again too.) At 6:30, she called … Continue reading

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PANCETTA

OK, yes, I cooked the pancetta wrong. I didn’t get it crispy enough. So this morning I make breakfast with it… making it the right way and it is a big hit: I think we will go to TJ’s today. You … Continue reading

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PARKS AND PASTA

Is it bad to call myself an amazing mom because I went to parks 2 days, even though I hate them? The parks I went to were both really nice, clean parks… but ugh – sun, sand, other kids, other … Continue reading

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TIRED, CHEATING AND THE MEAT LADY

Last night, S woke up about 3 or 6 times. I’m not sure exactly, because I’m so tired. I may have fallen asleep in his rocking chair for 2 hours or I may have been there for 10 minutes. Not … Continue reading

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TJ, HONEY… CAN YOU TAKE THE BABY?

So, it’s 8am. We have an afternoon plan, but what are we going to do till 11am nap? It’s not really enough time to play with a friend because most of Spenser’s friends are on a different schedule. Most places … Continue reading

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HALLOWEEN PREP

OK, S is napping. We just got back from the farmer’s market and he wanted to see “nay” (horses) so I let him go in the petting zoo, which I always say I’ll never do again becase the rest of the … Continue reading

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LINDA’S PHONE SKILLS

I had to tell Linda I wasn’t pregnant again. I knew that Dr. X was going to tell me I HAD to do IVF. I had to make sure I had enough time…. if I was going to actually do … Continue reading

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FALLING DEEPER IN LOVE…. WITH TJ

So, after Spenser’s triumphant shopping cart experience, I started going to Trader Joe’s exclusively. We decided that we were in a committed relationship. No cheating!! (We can flirt a little… like when I have to get drug store items. Or … Continue reading

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