“Ma, when I grow up I will be a chef at Ikea, a ninja, a super hero, a baby sitter and a pirate. And I will miss you when I’m a pirate. I will miss you so much.”

“I will miss you too.”

“But you could come with me on the pirate ship. You know that part on a pirate ship where there’s the underneath with the door… you could go in there.”

“Actually I don’t think I can, because you know I get so sea sick.”

“Oh yeah, I don’t want you to throw up… well, I will miss you so so much.”

“I will miss you too.”

pause

“Actually, I don’t want to be a pirate on a ship. I will be a pirate on a plane or a jet.”

 This photo was taken after I threw up for 2 hours on a whale watch.