S: Oh my penis!

Me: What happened? Did you bump into something?

S: My penis.

Me: But did you hurt your penis.

S: Yes, right here. (he points to his penis)

Me: where did you bump it?

S: Right here. (He points to his penis.)

Me: Yes, but what did you bump it on?

S: Here. (he points to his penis)

Me: But did you bump it on the wall here (I point to the door frame he’d just walked by) or something else?

S: I bumped it here (He points to his penis.)

***

Me: When did you last go to the bath room?

S: What do you mean?

Me: I mean, was the last time you went to the bathroom?

S: What do you mean?

Me: I’m trying to figure out when you went to the bathroom today.

S: Ummm, today.

Me: I know, I mean when.

S: What do you mean?

Me: Did you last go to the bathroom; today before school or during school?

S: Today.

Me: But when?

S: What do you mean?

***

Me: Do you have to go to the bathroom?

S: No, I just like touching my penis.

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These are a few conversations…..

I will miss when he’s older… xox