Tag Archives: Things kids say

MY FIVE YEAR OLD IS OBSESSED WITH MARRIAGE

Please read this piece over at Esme   Thank you!!!

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I BREAKED UP WITH HER

I found a lovely drawing in Spense’s school bag; a girl and boy holding hands with hearts all around them. “This is so sweet, Spense. Who is it from?” “Oh, I don’t want that any more.” “Why?” “Because it’s from … Continue reading

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OH MY PENIS

S: Oh my penis! Me: What happened? Did you bump into something? S: My penis. Me: But did you hurt your penis. S: Yes, right here. (he points to his penis) Me: where did you bump it? S: Right here. … Continue reading

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THE SOUND OF MUSIC

I’ve been singing songs from The Sound of Music to my 4 year old, and decided to tell him the story of the show. Me: Maria wanted to become a nun, but it wasn’t a good fit for her… S: … Continue reading

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BEDTIME SNUGGLE

At bedtime, my 4 year old boy said to me, “Mom, when you snuggle me, I feel like a man.”

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DICK VAN DYKE

Watching Night at The Museum. S: Ma, I like that guy with the white hair. Me: That’s Dick Van Dyke, he’s a great actor! You have such good taste. S: Did you go to college with him?

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Billboards

When we drive I’m always horrified at the inappropriate content on billboards.  Spense has boasted he’s not scared of anything. Until today… Once, we saw this billboard: S: Ma, look at that cool billboard. Me: That’s really scary. Does it … Continue reading

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GETTING DRESSED

As I went to get dressed today, Spense said to me, “Remember, When you get dressed, I like when you wear lipstick and fancy shoes – and with your shirt, you can surprise me.” I’ve broken up with boyfriends for … Continue reading

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