Tag Archives: Things kids say

MY FIVE YEAR OLD IS OBSESSED WITH MARRIAGE

Posted on May 20, 2016 by momsolo

Please read this piece over at Esme   Thank you!!!

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I BREAKED UP WITH HER

Posted on May 14, 2016 by momsolo

I found a lovely drawing in Spense’s school bag; a girl and boy holding hands with hearts all around them. “This is so sweet, Spense. Who is it from?” “Oh, I don’t want that any more.” “Why?” “Because it’s from … Continue reading →

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OH MY PENIS

Posted on May 4, 2016 by momsolo

S: Oh my penis! Me: What happened? Did you bump into something? S: My penis. Me: But did you hurt your penis. S: Yes, right here. (he points to his penis) Me: where did you bump it? S: Right here. … Continue reading →

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THE SOUND OF MUSIC

Posted on October 26, 2015 by momsolo

I’ve been singing songs from The Sound of Music to my 4 year old, and decided to tell him the story of the show. Me: Maria wanted to become a nun, but it wasn’t a good fit for her… S: … Continue reading →

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BEDTIME SNUGGLE

Posted on August 25, 2015 by momsolo

At bedtime, my 4 year old boy said to me, “Mom, when you snuggle me, I feel like a man.”

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DICK VAN DYKE

Posted on August 24, 2015 by momsolo

Watching Night at The Museum. S: Ma, I like that guy with the white hair. Me: That’s Dick Van Dyke, he’s a great actor! You have such good taste. S: Did you go to college with him?

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Billboards

Posted on August 20, 2015 by momsolo

When we drive I’m always horrified at the inappropriate content on billboards.  Spense has boasted he’s not scared of anything. Until today… Once, we saw this billboard: S: Ma, look at that cool billboard. Me: That’s really scary. Does it … Continue reading →

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GETTING DRESSED

Posted on August 10, 2015 by momsolo

As I went to get dressed today, Spense said to me, “Remember, When you get dressed, I like when you wear lipstick and fancy shoes – and with your shirt, you can surprise me.” I’ve broken up with boyfriends for … Continue reading →

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